I said I'd offer something different, and here is the Toon Army Songs page. All the Toon Songs you will ever need to know for a Newcastle match! Credit goes to Mark Tansey who helped me out in getting some of these songs! All songs are copyright to idclo.
>Blaydon Races- The most famous Newcastle United Football Chant! Oh me lads you shud of seen us Gannin Passin the folks along the road and all of them were Stannin lot of ladsn lasses there all with smilin faces Gannin along the scotswood road! To see the Blaydon races. >We are the Geordies, The Geordie boot boys, We are mental, And we are mad, We are the loyalist, football supporters, The world has ever had! >(This one is sung to the tune of yellow submarine) (verse) In the land where I was born lived a man with a monkeys head and he went to Sunderland and his name is Peter Reid. All together now.. (chorus) Peter Reids got a f*ckin monkeys heed a f*ckin monkeys heed a f*ckin monkeys heed. Peter Reids got a f*ckin monkeys heed a f*ckin monkeys heed a f*ckin monkeys heed. >Give me an N and an E and a W C give me an A and an S and a TLE give me a U and an I and a TED Newcastle United FC, FC, FC, FC etc. etc. >Toon, Toon, Black and white army, Toon, Toon, Black and white army, Toon, Toon, Black and white army, Toon, Toon, Black and white army, Toon, Toon, Black and white army. >Theres only one Bobby Robson, One Bobby Robson, walking along, singing a song, walking in a Robson wonderland! >We've got Mirandinha He's not from Argentina He's from Brazil He's fucking brill. >Cheer up Peter Reid oh what can it mean to a sad Mackem b*stard and own a s*it football team! >SCUM, SCUM, SCUM, SCUM, MACKEM SCUM, SCUM, SCUM, SCUM, SCUM, MACKEM SCUM! >We love you Sunderland, we do We love you Sunderland, we do We love you Sunderland, we do Oh, Sunderland we love you Do we f*ck! Do we sh*te! We support the Black and White! >England's England's England's England's number one >UNITED, (CLAP-CLAP-CLAP) UNITED, (CLAP-CLAP-CLAP) UNITED, (CLAP-CLAP-CLAP) UNITED, (CLAP-CLAP-CLAP) UNITED, (CLAP-CLAP-CLAP) UNITED, (CLAP-CLAP-CLAP) ETC... >Stand Up if you hate Man U, Stand Up if you hate Man U, Stand Up if you hate Man U, Stand Up if you hate Man U, Stand Up if you hate Man U, ETC.... >Stand Up if you love the Toon, Stand Up if you love the Toon, Stand Up if you love the Toon, Stand Up if you love the Toon, Stand Up if you love the Toon, ETC.... >The Fulwell End The Fulwell End Is always full Is always full The Fulwell End is always full Full of what? Full of pigs and sh*tes and wankers The Fulwell End is always full >(Only sing this when we are playing Middlesborough) (Sung to the tune of Who Let The Dogs Out?) Who let the smog out? Who, who who who Repeat to fade. >(Only sing this when we are playing Sunderland) (Sung to the tune of Who Let The Dogs Out?) Who let the Monkey out? Who, who, who, who Repeat to fade. >If you want to get to heaven when you die, If you want to get to heaven when you die, Wear a black and white bonnet, With Newcastle written on it, If you want to get to heaven when you die. >We drink Ex We drink Brown We're gonna wreck your f*ckin town. >The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope, The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope, The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope, and this is what he said, "F*CK OFF", Who the f*ck are Man. United, Who the f*ck are Man. United, Who the f*ck are Man. United, as the Mags go marching on, on, on. >Toon- Toon- Toon, everybody say wheyaye, wheyaye! >Drink, drink, wherever we may be We are the drunk and disorderly And we will drink wherever we may be For we are the drunk and disorderly... I was drunk last night I was drunk the night before And I'm gonna get drunk like I've never been drunk before Cos when we're drunk we're as happy as can be ... For we are the drunk and disorderly >Wherever we go (Wherever we go) People want to know (People want to know) Who we are (Who we are) Should we tell 'em (Should we tell 'em) Who we are (Who we are) We are the Mags we are the Mags We are, we are, we are The Mags >I want to be a Magpie Ranger (only one person sing) I want to be a Magpie Ranger (the whole crowd sing) Only live for sex and danger (only one person sing) Only live for sex and danger (the whole crowd sing) etc. etc. etc. >Go left go left go left go left go right go pick up the stride go left go right go left we hate ManU 'cos they beat us 7-2 >Who's that team we call United, Who's that team we all adore, Oh, we play in Black and White, And we all know how to fight, We'll support you ever more. >Toon, Toon, Hate the Mackems, Toon, Toon, Hate the Mackems. >They call us Newcastle United, They call us the cream of the land, And here's to Bobby Moncur, The Fairs Cup in his hand, We're better than Glasgow Rangers, We're better than Celtic too, And if you don't support us, You must be a Sunderland >We drink Ex We drink Brown We're gonna wreck your f*cking Town >This one is sung to the tune of 'Any Old Iron' Liam O'Brien, Andy O'Brien, any, any, any O'Brien They put the ball in the Mackems net O'Brien, O'Brien. (Thanks to Dave Graham for providing this one) >This one is sung to DJ Otzi's 'hey baby' Hey Alan Shearer ooh ahh I wanna know ooo How you scored that goal. (Thanks to Greg Tomlinson and Scott Rowntree for providing this one) >Shearer Once more Shearer, Shearer once more (repeat etc) (Thanks to Simon Iley for providing this one) >Bobby Robson's Black and White Army (repeat etc.) (Thanks to Simon Iley for providing this one) >Oh when the mags,(1 person) Come marchin in, (another person) (Whole Crowd sing) Oh when the mags come marching in, I want to be in that number, Oh when the Mags come Marchin in! ETC.... (Thanks to Dean Barber for providing this one) >Stand Up if you hate the Scum, Stand Up if you hate the Scum, Stand Up if you hate the Scum, Stand Up if you hate the Scum, Stand Up if you hate the Scum, ETC.... (Thanks to Dean Barber for providing this one) >He's here he's there, he's every f*cking where, DABIZAS, DABIZAS He's there he's there, he's every f*cking where, DABIZAS, DABIZAS. (Thanks to Greg Tomlinson for providing this one) >We had joy we had fun, we had Mackems on the run, But the joy did not last cos the b*stards ran too fast. (Thanks to Anthony Bowes for providing this one) >Raise you hand, shearer scores lets hear it for the geordie boy.(Thanks to Mark Fraser for providing this one) >This one is sung to Paul McCartney and the Wing's 'Mull of Kintyre'. CHORUS St James' Park Oh mist rolling in from the Tyne My desire is always to be here At St James' Park VERSE Far have we travelled And much have we seen Goodison, Anfield are places we've been Highbury, Old Trafford still echoes to the sounds Of the Boys in the Toon shirts from St James' Park. (Thanks to Christopher Billany and Paul Ferguson for providing this one) >We are the geordies the cock of the North, We hate the Sunderland the Boro of course We all drink whisky and Newcastle Brown The Geordie boys are in Town La la la, la la la la, la la la la Geordies etc. (Thanks to David Johnston for providing this one) >This one is sung to 'If your happy and you know it' If you love the Black and Whites' Clap your hands! If you love the Black and Whites' Clap your hands! If you love the Black and Whites' and you really want to show it If you love the Black and Whites' Clap your hands! If you hate the Red and Whites' Stamp your feet! If you hate the Red and Whites' Stamp your feet! If you hate the Red and Whites' and you really want to show it If you hate the Red and Whites' Knock them out! Thanks to Hayley for providing this one) >We've got a playa called Sylivin Distin We signed him from Paris St Germain He's 6ft tall and u would'nt mess with him ohhh Sylivin Distin Craig Craig Bellamy tra lalalalala Craig Craig Bellamy tra lalalala. (Thanks to Captalf Clark for providing thsi one) >E i e i e i o up the premier league we go, we're the Geordie boys, this is what we say, we're the Geordies, super Geordies, Robson is the king! (Thanks to Vinny for providing this one) >This one is sung to the tune of "The Wild Rover" An alehouse in Sunderland I used to frequent Where I met Peter Reid and his money was spent He asked me to join them, I had to say nay Cause I'll hate Makem Bastards till my dying day And it's no nay never, no nay never no more will I play the Toon Rover, no never no more Now I've followed Newcastle for many a year And I've spent all my money on football and beer I've one last request before my time is up That's to see the Toon Army lift the FA Cup And it's no nay never, no nay never no more will I play the Toon Rover, no never no more. (Thanks to Ian Usher for providing this one) We are the Geordies! We are the Geordies! No time for Losers cause we are the Geordies and so on, >Speedy, Speedy, Speedy etc. >Kevin phillips is illigitimate He has got no birth certificate He's got aids and can't get rid av it Dirty red and white bastard. (Thanks to Thomas Douglas for providing these 3). >This to be sung when we play West Ham - There once was a poor little hammer His clothes were all tattered and torn. He came for a fight so we set him alight and now he won't come anymore >This ones for Man United - To the tune of "Always look on the bright side of life" Always check on the runway for ice (whistle the rest) This one's for the Boro- You're just a small town in Yorkshire. (Thanks to James Towers' for providing these 3). >This one is sung to 'Geordie Boot boys' (Only sung when we play Liverpool or Everton) You are a Scouser, An ugly Scouser, You're only happy, On Giro day. Your mum's out thieving, Your dad's drug-dealing, So please don't take, My hubcaps, Away. (Thanks to Jim McDermott for providing one of the best ones yet!) >This one is sung to 'You'll never walk alone' (Only sung when we play Liverpool) You'll Never find a job, sign on, sign on, with hope in your hearts and you'll never find a job, sign on, sign!! Thanks to Matt Cameron for providing this one) >And it's Newcastle, (clap, clap, clap, clap) Newcastle United FC! Are by far the greatest team, The World has ever seen! (Thanks to June Sanderson for providing this one) >You are my Alan, my Alan Shearer, You make me happy when times are grey, Kevin Phillips, he's a w*nker, So please don't take my Shearer away. (Thanks to Alistair Turner for providignt his one) >Same Old Shearer, Always Scoring, Same Old Shearer, Always Scoring... Till it fades. >We hate Sunderland, (Bobby Robsons Black and White Army).. Till it fades. (Thanks to Carl Neal for providing these two)
Disclaimer These are good and proper Football chants. I apologise if you take offence to any swearing in the above songs.
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